12. September 2008 by admin.

To Latino employees
New Policy for Latino Employees effective immediately!

Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language.. Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly unprofe ssional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be tolerated. We have decided to implement a series of rules in our office and would expect them to be applied. It is exp ected that ALL employees immediately adhere to these rules:
1 - Phrases like ‘cabrón’, ‘ah, chingado’, ‘ como chingas’, and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.

2 - Non-important matters should not be addressed as ‘pendejadas’.

3 - You will not say ‘la cagó’ when someone makes a mistake, or ‘ya cago el palo’ if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and derivatives of the word ‘cagar’ are inappropriate in our environment.

4 - Lack of determination will not be referred to as ‘falta de huevos’, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as ‘huevon ‘ or ‘mamón’.

5 - No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as ‘hijo de la chingada’, ‘culero’ or ‘ese cabrón’.

6 - When a proposal is presented, the phrase ‘estas son babosadas’ must not be used.

7 - Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as ‘pinche chingaderas’.

8- Do not say ‘ como jode’ if a person is persistent, or ’se jodió’ if somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say ‘puta madre’ or ‘esto ya valió madre’ when m atters become complicated in your line of work.

9 - When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say ‘vete a la chingada cabron’.

10- Do not substitute ‘¿Que Chingados quieres?’ for ‘May I help you?’

11- When leaving the office, using the phrase ‘me voy a la chingada’ is not proper.

12- When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as ‘it broke down’ not as ‘esta chingadera valió madre’.

13- Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say ‘me voy a limpiar el culo con esto’. Please file this memo properly.

Thank You

El Pinche Human Resources Department.

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4. August 2008 by admin.

Diana Casares is used to big crowds and autograph seekers, after all, she has worked at the Telemundo Television Studios in Burbank for several years. But what she did not expect was that the crowds that gather everyday after the taping of the Tonight Show at the NBC studios would asked her for an autograph. She says she always explains to Jay Leno fans that she is just a Make Up artist. But crowds still insist on taking pictures with her. I wonder why.

Diana says:
I love life and I love living. Every morning when I wake up I thank God for letting me see another day. Today is a gift…that’s why it’s called the present!! I love to laugh and I love to smile. I seek happiness, a successful future, and a simple lifestyle…with someone who can put up with me!! I have a beautiful & healthy family and I feel very fortunate and blessed.

She has a page at myspace.com/casarescosmetics

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2. August 2008 by admin.

Aqui una coleccion de videos:

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